I would like to take this time to provide a relatively public service announcement for anyone who either is, or may believe themselves to be, extremely out of shape. If you should happen to purchase, against whatever sense you may have, or preconceived notions that you are too cool for this, any form of exercise dvd with the words "boot camp" in the title, know this: Those skinny bitches on the cover may not be able to form overly complicated rambling sentences with nearly the amount of boredom-inducing talent you have yourself, but if you should be so assumptive as to attempt following their instruction (albeit clumsily and out of rhythm), that they will indeed kick your ass. And you may not know it then, but you will the following day. So either don't buy one of these things if you think you can't deal, or shut up, and keep doing it until you can move in sync without the aid of intoxicants or the simple fuel of intense self-loathing. Thank you.
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